Text message number a bajillion from E:
 3 years. 3 years since I first asked you out. For these 3 years not ONCE have I sought another woman. Never have I chosen another other than you. I have my problems. Actually I have a lot. I'm sorry I hurt you so much. No matter, I'm still here. I'm still trying. I'm still putting you before others. You. You are the thing I strive for now. Why? I. love. you. I want you in my life. I don't want anyone else. I can't love anyone else. Only you.

Aww what a nice heartfelt message to be receiving at 12:14am!
The girl sighs and flops back down on to her bed. What the heck am I supposed to say to that?
--Or perhaps not so nice at all?